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[征文作品] 【岁末征文活动】【无厘头之大武侠】(第二卷1)

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1.虽然从西域学得一身惊世骇俗的武功,但猴龙涛体制单薄,患有肺气肿和二型糖尿病。(体质)
2.于是白洁自叹命薄,将身子随便就交给了王二狗的家丁阿宾,和他一起开了这客栈。(间)
3.「好嘞!我们有馄饨面炮仗面打卤面牛肉面……不知奶奶要什么面?」(馄饨面、炮仗面、打卤面、牛肉面)
4.白洁正哭在兴头上,忽见猴龙涛出现,眼泪顿时就没了,扯起嗓子就是一串:「死男人你扔下老娘滚到哪里去了遭雷劈的负心汉老娘被人灌辣椒就快被腌成咸菜了你说你到底哪里逍遥快活去了……」(缺少标点)
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  • 王动123 金币 +10 捉虫奖励 2009-1-20 23:11

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1.方掌柜的看得眼睛都直了,着脸凑近老婆身上(掩)
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