w1056043447· 发表于 2019-8-30 17:55   只看TA 1楼

[短篇] 笑话3则

1记者问一农民：
“中国的墓地贵，死不起怎么办？”
农民答：“那就让死得起的先死。”

2 同学说，你下午去对取款机唱歌吧。我说为什么啊？
人家华丽丽的说，这样取款机就吐了……

3 一直在纠结，找男朋友是找有钱的还是找对自己好的……
后来才发现，这和我小时候总考虑是上清华还是去北大是一样的，原来是他妈我想多了！
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