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笑话三则

1.今天去超市买香蕉,一看没标价格,于是问售货员,这个香蕉多少钱啊?15块钱一斤,怎么这么贵啊,进口的当然贵了。当时我就问了 香蕉不进口还能进哪?
2.我和女朋友吵架了!两天没说话了……今天实在是那方面需要对她说:老婆~我想……那个了!没想到这二货说:告诉你啊!我还生气那!做完了以后我还是不理你!3.等公交车的时候,发现身上只有一百整钱,于是去旁边彩票店买了五块钱的刮刮乐,换点零钱顺便碰碰运气,没想到居然中了五十块钱,然后我掉进了欲望的深渊......五分钟过后,好心的老板给了我一块钱让我坐公交回家.....
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