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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1,昨晚坐床上拿手机看电视,二货男友在旁边泡脚,丫抽风了拿我手机要拍照,正要抢,二货手一抖,手机华丽丽的掉进那货泡脚的水桶里,屏幕亮着还在继续播放电视剧,泥煤,当时劳资就要去捞,二货男友弱弱的说了句:别捞,把这节看完先……

2,小明 和小王 在学校里是同桌,有一天小明实在不行,就对着小王 说:”天太热了吧...去办公室凉快凉快?”小王 问他怎么去,小明 二话不说当着老师对着小王一顿猛殴...然后...然后他们在办公室呆了一下午...gc:办公室没开空调

3,刚刚出去溜达,路上听见一人打电话:“我的后轮驱动系统出了点问题,等下去修一下。”于是我看着他掉下来的自行车链条陷入了沉思。。
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